Welcome!
Allow myself to introduce myself. My name is Robert H. Christ, but you
may call me Bob. You have probably heard of my last name before (If you
haven't, please go back into the hole that you've been living in for the
last two thousand years). You've probably heard it because my older brother
is somewhat of a celebrity. His name is Jesus. That's right. I am Bob,
the younger brother of Jesus Christ. Please return to this page later, as
I will tell you more about my life and times with the big J.
Subjects I will cover on this page will include the following:
- My Early Life
- Puberty and Adolescence
- Early Adulthood
- Bobianity: The Giant Failure
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- My Stepdad, a.k.a. GOD
Note: This material on this page is completly and utterly fictitious. It was
written merely for the amusmant of myself and others. If you find anything
on this page offensive, please e-mail me. Then I will e-mail you back and
tell you to go to hell. Thank you.